Fifty Shades of P!$$&d

Dakota Johnson (daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson) and Charlie Hunnam cast as Ana Steele and Christian Grey?????

First of, both are BLONDE! No way does this translate to following the vision of the writer.  Secondly, NOOOOOOO. Dakota is too thin and not at all how Ana is described in the books.  Christian Grey as lighter eyes and are definitely no where close to what Charlie has.  Ok, so they can dye their hair and where colored contacts, but that’s where the helpfulness ends.

So what if Charlie is gorgeous, he simply is not Christian.  Hopefully, he’ll be able to break away from his “Sons of Anarchy” role, but personally I don’t see that happening.  But I suppose if he shaves, that will change his looks a little bit.

All-in-all, I am not happy about these casting decisions.  But I will reserve absolute judgment for the rest of the cast when announcements are made.